Are You a Coffee Lover...Or a Coffee Snob?

People, I find, are way too quick to throw around the phrase “Coffee Snob”.

I mean, just because I refuse to drink the motor oil they refer to as coffee at work doesn’t make me a “snob”.  Just because I start dry-heaving whenever someone mentions Starbucks doesn’t mean I’m a “snob”....does it?

Want to see if you just love a good cup of joe or have crossed the line into blatant coffee snobbery? Just answer these few simple questions:

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What do you need to make a cup of coffee?

COFFEE LOVERS:

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COFFEE SNOB:

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WHAT'S YOUR POURING TECHNIQUE?

Hint: If you actually HAVE a pouring technique, that might be a BIT of a giveaway.

COFFEE LOVER:

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COFFEE SNOB:

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WHICH OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD BEST DESCRIBES YOUR COFFEE HABIT?

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WHAT DO YOU DO WITH OLD COFFEE GROUNDS?

Some people use their old coffee grounds in their garden...

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...Some give them a proper burial in the backyard.

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HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BARISTA?

COFFEE LOVER:

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COFFEE SNOB:

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EVER DRINK ANY "EXOTIC" BRANDS?

Some Coffee Lovers go to great lengths and expense to buy exotic beans…

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...Coffee Snobs go straight to the source.

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